Looking For The D Funny Divorce CandleTHE ULTIMATE "BACK ON THE MARKET" GIFT: Bold, blunt, and hilarious. This candle is the perfect gift for the friend who just traded a "D" for a divorce and is looking for a much better replacement. A guaranteed hit at any divorce or "freedom" party! 100 HOURS OF UNAPOLOGETIC VIBES: A new chapter takes time, and so does this candle. Our massive 16. 5oz mason jar candles offer an 80100 hour burn time, keeping the "single and ready to mingle" energy going

It smells like a luxury resort and the satisfaction of knowing you never have to lead another "sync" meeting

It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—the literal scent of guests having already left and you finally getting to relax

and tangerine mingle playfully

Fresh Linen (The "Total Reset" Scent): A clean

The middle note is a delicious blend of vanilla and sweetened fruits

giving you plenty of time to enjoy your own company in peace

our scents are designed to make even an "antique" home smell like a luxury retreat

Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Success): Our #1 bestseller

Christmas tree

and soft musk

sweet cream butter

and the beautiful silence of being single