Know betterFunny birthday card by Monkeyshines Old enough to know better. Young enough to get drunk and fall over anyway! Birthday card with a funny statement, suggesting that the recipient is half way between being old enough to know better yet young enough to ignore that and get so drunk that they fall over. From the Monkeyshines range published by Pigment, this greeting card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and inside reads Happy Birthday. View our range

Lovely humour from the 'Mine's a Pint' range

with the suggestion that the recipient was 'hot' even before she started the menopause

Get promoted to senior position on the cabinet

I know you told me about Rudolph having a very shiny nose

Cheeky humour from the Twisty range published by Quitting Hollywood

Until about 9pm

showing various breeds of dogs

Lovely humour from the 'Is It Friday Yet

Clubbing for the middle-aged

Funny birthday card by Simon Drew

This greeting card measures approximately 8 x 6 inches and is blank inside for your own message

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