Constant Clingers Baby BodysuitVelcro has nothing on a toddler who has decided you are not allowed to use the bathroom alone. The grip strength is Olympic level. The commitment is unmatched. The Details: Red arched vintage text reads "Constant" above blue flowing baseball script reading "Clingers" with a tail swoosh. A small red pennant flag with a star sits above. The year "1923" appears in blue to the right. Below, red stacked block text reads "All City Champs." Red, white, and

Bold black text reads "Más Leche" in heavy condensed block capitals

and then threw both bananas on the floor

And the hot sauce packet has chosen its side

a vintage-style painted gingerbread man carries a candy cane

the barcode is accurate and the manufacturing process was flawless

You fell asleep standing up at the stove last Tuesday

White retro text reads "new phone who dis

Single-color minimalist design with a slightly distressed texture on a yellow tee

Green heather background with a classic retro Christmas card aesthetic

The training regimen is intense: grocery store aisles

The plot is unpredictable

This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances